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Stars Dog Chaperone Block

Stars Dog Chaperone Block

Regular price
$16.95
Sale price
$16.95

"Would poop here again. The dog chaperone was a little odd, but kept me company."


A paw-sitively glowing five-star review from the family dog who's rating their favorite backyard poop spot! This handcrafted pine block captures the loyal pup's cheeky critique of their outdoor throne routine, bringing yard laughs to dog runs, patios, or pet play areas. Its clean, modern finish keeps the humor polished while the message has every tail wagging.


Freestanding design sits perfectly on garden ledges, fence posts, or near the dog yard - ideal for small outdoor spaces that need big personality. Premium pine craftsmanship makes it a weather-resistant, grin-inducing gift for new pet parents or anyone who celebrates canine creature comforts.


Details:

  • Dimensions: 5.25" x 5.25" x 1.25"
  • Weight: 6.5 oz
  • Material: Handcrafted premium pine with on-trend finish
  • Freestanding for easy yard/garden display
  • Proudly designed, printed, and made in the USA

Woof-certified backyard humor that turns every potty break into a comedy review - because who needs Yelp when you've got a dog critic?